I know, I know. It's shocking, because he leads such a low-profile lifestyle. But Charlie Sheen has filed legal papers for his court battle with Warner Bros. and is asking for a public trial in a public courthouse, according to TMZ.
Charlie claims Warner Bros. is trying to undergo a private arbitration because the presiding judges do a lot of business with Warner Bros.
Or maybe because Warner Bros. doesn't like public displays of insanity? Just a thought. Charlie is suing Warner Bros. for $100,000.
He's calling the trial the "Violent Torpedo of Adonis Justice". Tickets start at $35.