Porn Company to Charlie Sheen: We Want Your House!

May 27, 2011 By:
Porn Company to Charlie Sheen: We Want Your House!

Porn stars and Charlie Sheen go together like peanut butter and jelly. So when Charlie announced he was selling his infamous Mulholland mansion, of course a porn company was quick to jump at the chance of putting in an offer.

Anytime Charlie makes any kind of announcement either Vivid Entertainment or YouPorn release statements hoping to ride on his coattails. And this time it’s YouPorn making the big offer.

The company has offered to buy Charlie’s $7.2 million dollar mansion for $4.5 million in cash. Sure it’s way below his asking cost, but they want to use to fulfill Charlie’s cracked out dreams—fill it with porn stars.

They want to move several of his favorite porn stars to live at the mansion. I’m sure the neighbors will be thrilled about that one. And according to TMZ, if Charlie agrees to sell it below his asking price, he’ll have access to the house 24/7.

The 7,924 square foot 5 bedroom, 7 bathroom Mulholland house features a “porn studio” that Charlie would often watch hours of porn in. I don’t even want to know what’s on those floors and seats. I wouldn’t rule out Gonorrhea.

Unemployed Charlie has been laying low lately. We haven’t heard much from him since Ashton was announced his new replacement. Unemployed and going broke? Who’s winning now Charlie?