No More Kids for Charlie Sheen

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Charlie Sheen is done having kids!

"I can't seem to keep the ones I already have!" he told Popeater. This is officially the most sensible thing Charlie Sheen has said in the past month.

Sheen is in a custody battle with ex Brooke Mueller, and he was recently denied a visitation from Denise Richards after he asked her to bring the girls over for a birthday party on Saturday.

Probably because Sheen has the type of "birthday parties" that involve filling the pool with whiskey and PCP and having a naked woman jumping out of a cake.

A close friend of Charlie's told Popeater, "Say what you will about Charlie, but he is a good father."