Jon Cryer: I Am a Troll

March 11, 2011 By:
Jon Cryer: I Am a Troll

While Charlie Sheen is making an ass of himself all over the internet, national television and radio shows, Jon Cryer is getting a good laugh out of Charlie's new obsession with Trolls.

Last week Charlie called Jon a troll telling E! News, "Like I said: You're with me, or you're with the trolls. Obviously he's with the trolls."

But Jon has a great sense of humor and showed up to Conan last night to making a shocking confession--he's a Troll!

"This is very painful for me, not the least of which … I'm sorry, I can't believe I'm saying this … The fact is, I am a troll," said Jon.

"It's not something I like to talk about. My parents don't even know I'm a troll," said Cryer. "Of course, I guess they do now."

As the piano starts to play, he adds, "The truth is, there's not a lot of tolerance for people like me, especially in Hollywood. To avoid ignorance and bullying, I've had to hide the fact that I'm a troll. … You have no idea how much time and money I've spent on electrolysis and hair dye and reconstructive surgery."

Gotta love Jon for making fun of Charlie without attacking him. It's too bad that Charlie's erratic behavior has cost so many people their jobs.

Check out the clip of Jon on Conan below...