UPDATE: Charlie Sheen has officially filed for divorce! According to TMZ, Charlie and Brooke Mueller signed a 43-page property settlement document back in May, in which they divided all their assets and agreed on child custody.
According to the documents, Brooke gets $55,000 a month in child support, and according to the doc, "Under no circumstances shall the child support paid by Charlie for Bob and Max be less than the child support paid by Charlie to Denise Richards for Sam and Lola."
In addition to the $55K a month, she also gets a lump sum parting gift of $757,689.70. Charlie will keep the house, but pay her an additional $1 million dollars so can get herself a new one.
And after all the humiliation she's suffered, you'd think she would have been the one to file for divorce, but nope.
As you may recall before Charlie made headlines for being coked out with a hooker, he got himself in a pickle when he pulled a knife on Brooke on Christmas day and threatened to kill her.
Brooke's no angel herself though, she's been in and out of rehab as much as Charlie has, but for crack cocaine. Someone give these two an award for Parents of the Year. I wonder who Charlie's next victim will be?!