Chuck Lorre's lawyer, Howard Weitzman, called the $100 million lawsuit Charlie Sheen filed against Lorre a "fantasy lottery." Which actually sounds like a great name for a cheap Vegas hotel. Or a drag queen.
Weitzman, told TMZ that "the allegations in the complaint against Mr. Lorre are as recklessly false and unwarranted as Mr. Sheen's rantings in the media." He then added, "Chuck Lorre's concern has been and continues to be about Mr. Sheen's health."
He had me until the "concerned about his health" part. It's really hard to believe someone who said they'd be pissed if Charlie Sheen outlives them has any interest in his health.
Neither Weitzman nor Lorre really need to say anything at this point. Just let Sheen continue to talk about how he's going to "radically win this lawsuit with the plethora of viper chromosomes he has crawling through his violent body." I'm telling you, the case will close itself.