I have bad news for about 1.5 million people. Charlie Sheen’s Twitter page isn’t actually updated by Charlie Sheen!
According to Dylan Howard of Radaronline.com tells TV Guide's Hollywood 411 news show, Sheen has a “Tweetmaster”.
“He calls this person on the traditional cell phone, or the house phone when I was there, and says the message that he wants out,” Howard reveals. He says the Tweetmaster is a guy named Bob Maron. Maron is one of the few people Sheen follows on his Twitter page.
How this Bob Maron sleeps at night, I don’t know. I also don’t know how he answers to the question “so what do you do?” with a straight face.
This could be bad news for Charlie, too. If there's anything we've learned from Twitter fans, it's that they will drop you if you so much as cut your hair, much less lie to them.
I know it’s still Charlie’s thoughts, but it’s not the same if it’s not his crazy fingers violently typing away on his keyboard. It’s just not. It’s like being at the British Museum, spending an hour taking in the magnificence of a Rembrandt painting, and then finding out it’s a reproduction and you’re actually in a TJ Maxx. #losing.