Charlie's Manager: Brooke is Full of Sh*t!

March 2, 2011 By:
Charlie's Manager: Brooke is Full of Sh*t!

I think I’m officially overdosing on Charlie Sheen. And he was right; my face is starting to melt a little bit.

While we were asleep, the custody battle between he and Brooke Mueller has been going full force. In the restraining order, Brooke alleges that Sheen wanted some of his associates killed.

The document states that Sheen wanted Brooke to pay $20,000 a month in child support, or as he described it, “untraceable cash to knock off a few people because the people I hate violently are going to be severely punished.” Someone’s been watching too many Scorsese movies.

Brooke also made the following allegations:

-Charlie said he should’ve killed her when he had the chance.

-He told random people had hated Denise Richards violently and he was “going to have her hair shaved off.”

-While in the Bahamas last week, Charlie said, “I’m untouchable! I’m Charlie Sheen! I’m more famous than Obama!”

-Charlie said about his manager Mark Burg: “I must execute mark b like the stoopid jew pig that he is…”

It’s starting to look like Sheen is bi-losing. Brooke supposedly has a screenshot of the text, but Charlie told TMZ , “I busted Brooke a year ago sending text messages from my phone to family members to cause discord. Both Natalie and Rachel will testify they observed Brooke with my phone on that day.” That’s not hard to believe; sounds like typical crazy chick behavior.

Sheen’s manager, “Mark b”, supports Charlie. “I've known him for 13 years. I don't believe that he actually sent that text,” Burg said.

In defense of Sheen, Burg told Radaronline: "Charlie's ex publicist Stan Rosenfeld is Jewish. I'm Jewish. His entertainment attorney Jake Bloom is Jewish. His litigation attorney in the Warner Brothers and CBS matter Marty Singer is Jewish. His divorce lawyer Mark Gross is Jewish. In fact, his two twin boys are Jewish.

"Brooke Mueller has texted me from Charlie's phone purporting to be Charlie and has done that also to members of his family. I do not believe Charlie Sheen would ever have made such a remark."

And if this wasn’t enough of a clusterf-ck, Paris Hilton is now involved. Brooke Mueller says Paris will testify that she was with Mueller the entire day the text was sent. So there was no way Brooke could’ve accessed Sheen’s phone to send anything.

Grab a drink and make some popcorn. The show’s just getting started!