Charlie Sheen's Porn Star Discusses Abortion

February 21, 2011 By:
Charlie Sheen's Porn Star Discusses Abortion

Kacey Jordan, the 22-year old porn star who had unprotected sex with Charlie Sheen and then became pregnant, says she's not sure whether the child was Charlie's or not. How could Charlie have let this classy little gem get away?

"I think it might have been too soon to be Charlie's baby, but you never know. I get pregnant very easily," Jordan said.

She's had three other abortions, so I'm sure this was just a regular "cleaning out" she has done every few weeks.

She told Radaronline.com, "Charlie and I tried to use protection... I kept having to put it on again. I don't want people to think I just had sex with him and didn't try to use one."

No, you wouldn't want anyone to think that. It might ruin your reputation. I mean, what would people think? That you're some kind of whore? Oh, wait:

"When I left I thought he was going to pay me $5,000 and then he said, 'here, how much do you want?'" –Kacey Jordan

"It is better to have lots of sugar daddies and rotate them. Yes, I want multiple sugar daddies." –Kacey Jordan

"My job for SugarSugar pays me $30,000, and all I have to do is send out five tweets a day!" –Kacey Jordan

Jordan also disclosed details about her night with Charlie, saying there were other porn stars there, and everyone was doing cocaine.

"The drugs didn't even come until the following morning, and then we had sex after he had the drugs. I was really proud of him, I couldn't believe he could do it."

It's sad when you get to a point in your life when the only person who's proud of you is a coked-up porn star. Jordan also said she had sex with another celebrity, and the baby might have been his.

"A week earlier I had been with another celebrity, so it could have been his, but I can't talk about him because I had to sign a release."

The ASPCA needs to have a "Spay Your Porn Stars" program for women like this. Get animal control to scoop them up, toss them in the back of a van, and take them all down to the clinic to get rid of their vaginas. It would be the right thing to do.