Just when you thought everyone had spoken their minds about America's favorite tiger Adonis, Mercury surfboard-riding Warlcok, Charlie Sheen's mom is now putting in her two cents.
After Donald Trump called Charlie "a disaster", Charlie's mom, Janet Templeton, wrote an email to friends that was obtained by The Daily:
"THE DONALD IS SPREADING SUCH VICIOUS LIES ABOUT CHARLIE. IS THERE ANY WAY TO STOP HIM?"
And yes, it was written in all caps. Is she really asking if there's a way to stop Donald Trump? This guy has gotten away with passing a Merkin off as an actual hairdo for what, twenty or thirty years now? If he can get away with that, he can get away with anything.
Templeton continued, "BROOKE...HAD BEEN TO 13 REHABS BEFORE MEETING CHARLIE. SHE DRANK AND DRUGGED DURING PREGNANCY AND HAD SUCH A PARTY GIRL REP BEFORE SHE MET HIM."
I think she's actually proving Donald Trump's point, because you would have to be a disaster to have kids with someone who's been to rehab thirteen times.
Ready for more irrational, all caps, cyber yelling?
"ACTUALLY, HE HAD BEEN SOBER FOR SOME TIME BEFORE HE HAD MET HER AND WE WERE CONVINCED THAT SHE WOULD BE HIS DOWNFALL," Templeton writes. "SHE IS ONLY HAPPY WHEN SHE KNOWS HE IS IN TROUBLE OR MISERABLE. SHE IS SO VERY SICK."
Responding to the incident, Donald remained as diplomatic as possible, possibly to avoid another Rosie O'Donnell-esque war.
"Brooke is a lovely young woman and Charlie is a wonderful guy. I know and like them both."