Charlie Sheen's Ex Moves Back in

February 23, 2011 By:
Charlie Sheen's Ex Moves Back in

Has “goddess” number two been exposed? Radaronline.com is reporting that Charlie Sheen’s estranged wife, Brooke Mueller, has moved back into Sheen’s porno commune.

“She moved in several days ago,” their source claims. “I’m sure Brooke will try to deny this. She thinks because Charlie lives in a gated community that nobody has seen her. But she’s wrong. A lot of people know about this and they’ve just been keeping it quiet.”

It’s hard to believe anyone would allow children in Sheen’s home. Seems like someone would’ve stopped that from happening. But the source insists:

“She’s there. The nannies are there. She actually moved her things in.”

On a similar note, parents usually have nannies, regrettably, because they work a lot. They have jobs. Do I need to finish this thought, or—ok, you got it.

Martin Sheen also spoke out about his son, expressing his concern with Charlie’s addictions.

“He’s doing well, we pray for him. If he had cancer how would you treat him? This disease of addiction is a form of cancer.”

Thank God Martin Sheen never became a doctor. Because last time I checked, most people with cancer don’t have time to do crazy Charlie Sheen-esque sh-t.