Charlie Sheen is about to get a good old fashioned spanking from his dad Martin Sheen. Martin is reportedly furious over Charlie's recent behavior (do we blame him?!) and he's planning on staging an intense intervention to get his drunken ass back into rehab.
Martin, who is a former alcoholic himself, told the NY Post magazine, “You have to separate him from that environment, from the people that he's around.”
Martin and Charlie's cousin Teresa Phelan are going to drag his ass out of his house and take him to Ireland for another stint at rehab.
Teresa said: "It's a much quieter life down here and he could walk around without being bothered by anybody. He needs to look after his health and avoid the limelight. Living here for a while would be a good thing for him to do."
Of course the big wigs at Two and a Half Men are trying to convince everyone Charlie is fine and the incident was "blown out of proportion," but how the hell do you over exagerate a drug fueled night with a hooker that eventually sent him to the hospital? The old "It's just Charlie being Charlie," excuse doesn't cut it anymore. This fool needs some serious rehab!