Charlie Sheen's Custody Agreement with Brooke Mueller

March 11, 2011 By:
Charlie Sheen's Custody Agreement with Brooke Mueller
Charlie Sheen has one less court appearance to worry about. Lawyers for he and Brooke Mueller say that the two have “reached an agreement that resolves their differences.” The meeting went something like this:

LAWYER: Frankly, you’re both unfit parents. What’s say we just split your time with the kids and hope they don’t develop personality disorders?

CHARLIE: I agree, violently.

BROOKE: Can someone help me blink?

Details of the arrangement are being kept confidential in order to protect Max and Bob, Sheen’s two-year old twins. The real issue here, that’s been overshadowed by Sheen’s meltdown, is that one of these kids’ names is Bob.

Bob is the name of your balding, slightly overweight boss with coffee breath, not a toddler.