Charlie Sheen’s daughter was apparently bullied at her elementary school and because more bullying is the obvious solution, Charlie has called on his Twitter followers to head to the school armed with…wait for it, “a rotted egg, a roll of toilet paper, or some dog sh*t.”
Charlie, not known for his logic, clarity, or sensible thinking just went off on a Twitter tirade against Viewpoint School for bullying his daughter.
“My daughter Sam was bullied out of viewpoint school and then called a liar. It’s on! If you have a rotted egg, a roll of toilet paper, or some dog sh*t, I urge u to deliver it with ‘extreme prejudice,’ to their KamPuss run by trolls and charlatans,” wrote Charlie.
Can we dissect this for a second? Why is “campus” spelled “KamPuss?” Because it’s meaner that way? Meh.
And the school is run by “trolls and charlatans” which we should specify is totally different from a “warlock” which is what Charlie is. Here, we can only assume a "warlock" is better than "trolls and charlatans."
Charlie’s tirade continues, “We will not tolerate this level of abhorrent disrespect towards the child of your favorite Warlock and if you’re feeling the ‘show and tell’ of it all, smear the sh*t to spell one name on the front door; VICTORIA. Eat that loser.”
Oh and then he finished off the rant with, “hashtag HYLMN” which stands for “how you like me now?”