'Yea yea Merry Christmas. Now where’s my eight ball?’
Charlie Sheen is trying his darndest to have a better Christmas than the last few years. And if that means leaving the country and not being around any sharp objects, then so be it.
Sheen has been spending the holidays in a tropical paradise along with his ex-wife, Denise Richards, and their daughters Sam and Lola, as well as Denise’s adopted daughter, Eloise.
“…all in the family—a Christmas…to remember…! Xo c,” Sheen Tweeted.
And speaking of Christmases to remember, it was just two years ago that Sheen was arrested for domestic violence in Aspen, Colorado. He got into a fight with Brooke Mueller over the Train song, Drops of Jupiter and ended up holding a knife to her throat. I always knew that song was trouble.
The tune is apparently Sheen’s special song with one of his daughters, and Brooke got jealous that Charlie didn’t have a song with her. Here, Brooke. I’ll give you one: Crazy Train. So anyway, the fight escalated, yadda yadda yadda, Sheen threatened to kill her.
Denise is a brave woman.
Sheen took to the social networking site WhoSay to write:
"What's better than a modern family vacation!?! love spending winter break w/ @denise_richards & my kids!" he wrote—sometime before “rising at dawn today to go fishing.”
He also added a pic of his family dressed in shorts and T-shirts with a beautiful ocean backdrop.
"6:30am Hemingway would be proud..." he wrote. "I think the great DiMaggio would be proud of me today. Hell... I'm proud of me today."
Richards wrote: “Having a fabulous dinner with the girls ...@charliesheen ordered the Hot Rock..have u had it??”
Charlie Sheen ordered a rock. Why am I not surprised?