Charlie Sheen: Try to Replace Me

March 10, 2011 By:
Charlie Sheen: Try to Replace Me

The tigers blood has run dry and his winning catchphrase is now a #losing hashtag, but Charlie Sheen is still angry and going on crazy rants.

Charlie called into the 'Dan Patrick Show' again to, you guessed it, complain about 'Two and a Half Men' and being replaced.

He said: “I think they're both fabulous and my apologies to John. I was rude to him earlier, John Stamos. That was unnecessary. And Rob's an old friend, a brilliant actor, a beautiful man. But I don't know if they could call the guy Charlie anymore."

But that’s as far as his calmness went. He then turned on Jon Cryer again (Alan from TAHM) calling him a "traitor and a troll."

He fumed: "Like I said, you're with me, or you're with the trolls. Jon has not called me. He's a turncoat, a traitor, a troll. Clearly he's a troll. He issued a statement. Is it gonna take me calling him a 'traitor, juvenile and scared' for him to get it?

"What's there to say? I'll tell him, 'You're a little late. Goodbye, troll.' When I'm starring in multimillion-dollar films and he's begging me for a supporting role I'll say, 'You left me out in the cold with all of your guilt and stupidity.' "

The sad reality is that no one will hire Charlie right now. He can claim he's clean and sober, but his behavior is downright disturbing. And no one wants to hire a Primadonna.