Hasn't Jersey been through enough? First they were bombarded with Snooki & Co., and now Charlie Sheen is threatening to throw his "Violent Torpedo of Truth" after party in a small town in New Jersey.
Sheen will be in NYC "performing", or something, at Radio City Music Hall on April 8th. Afterward, he plans on taking the party to a place called Dragonfly in Carlstadt Jersey. Probably because he can't get in anywhere in New York anymore.
I can just see Sheen asking his people to find the nightclub in Jersey that "most resembles a powerful, mythical creature that breathes fire, much like myself", and the best they could do was "eh, Dragonfly."
And if you're in Jersey and in need of some emergency assistance on April 8, fahgettaboudit. Because all the police will be at Dragonfly making sure Sheen doesn't wield a machete on strangers.