Charlie Sheen Reconciles With Original Goddess Brooke Mueller

July 14, 2011 By:
Charlie Sheen Reconciles With Original Goddess Brooke Mueller

The heart wants what the heart wants. Of course, when the heart is diseased from amphetamine abuse, it's hard to take it seriously.

Brooke Mueller has reportedly moved back in to Sober Valley Lodge where she's been overdosing on her drug of choice—Charlie Sheen. Mueller's been telling friends she's "hanging out" with Charlie Sheen again, and there's a possibility of reconciliation.

I guess Brooke just misses being with someone, watching TV with someone, and having someone hold a knife at her throat while threatening to kill her. Ah, memories.

Brooke is telling friends that, despite the drama, she has a good time with Sheen, and they have a lot in common, including their twins. And by "twins", I'm referring to their matching makeshift crack pipes.

Mueller admits that if they decide to take it to the next level, it could be dangerous, but she's not ruling out the possibility.

Brooke was recently seen wearing one of Charlie Sheen's T-shirts, so it looks like the two really are back on. Since his last goddess flew the coop, Sheen has reportedly been a shut-in.

Maybe he really does just miss his baby mama, because Lord knows he can easily find another mediocre looking porn star who needs a place to stay. They're not exactly an endangered species in Hollywood