Charlie Sheen Offered New Job: Directing Porn

March 9, 2011 By:
Charlie Sheen Offered New Job: Directing Porn
Charlie Sheen is always talking about how amazing his "goddesses" are and now that he's unemployed, there's a sweet deal on the table for him.

Charlie's been offered a directing gig by porn honcho Vivid Entertainment that will involve three of his ex lovers.

According to TMZ, Melanie Rios is tentatively set to star in the movie along with Cassandra Cruz and Elizabeth Ann and they want Charlie to star in it high direct it.

They may not be his "goddesses" per say, but lets just say they all know Charlie verrrrry well.

In his letter to Sheen, Vivid's head honcho Steven Hirsch insists Charlie would have full creative control of the flick -- "scenarios, positions, etc." -- and notes, "The fact that you are the ultimate connoisseur of adult films would definitely work to your advantage."

Steve Hirsch would do just about anything for publicity, so I'm surprised it took him this long to offer Charlie a job. Sadly, I can see Charlie getting super excited about the gig. Duh, winning!