Charlie Sheen Off the Hook for Hooker Incident

December 14, 2010 By:
Charlie Sheen Off the Hook for Hooker Incident

If only everyone could be as lucky as Charlie Sheen when it comes to getting away with buying hookers—politicians, take note!

Charlie managed to get off the hook for his incident with his paid hooker Capri Anderson at the Plaza back in October, this according to TMZ.

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Capri filed a police report with the NYPD, accusing Sheen of assault and battery as well as false imprisonment. But we all know she was just doing it for press. Come on, did you see her interview on the Today show?!

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Authorities decided to close the case today because they don’t believe Charlie engaged in criminal conduct of any kind. The head of the investigation said "there will be no arrests made in the case."

Right, because I totally forgot cocaine possession and prostitution is legal in NYC—silly me!!!

Seems to have been a win-win situation for Charlie and Capri—he’s back at work on the highest-rated sitcom on television, and I have a hunch business is booming for her these days!