Charlie Sheen’s drunken high party last week was caught on videotape for the entire world to see.
Gotta say, those are some sweet dance moves. But thank God it’s on a loop, because the only thing I could focus on was that mess going on inside his mouth!
Charlie’s mouth looks like Captain Jack Sparrow’s! It’s full of gold, and it even looks like he’s missing a few chompers here and there.
I’m gonna go out on a limb and say he hasn’t been flossing daily.