Charlie Sheen Needs to Call 1-800-DENTIST

February 4, 2011 By:
Charlie Sheen Needs to Call 1-800-DENTIST

Charlie Sheen’s drunken high party last week was caught on videotape for the entire world to see.

Gotta say, those are some sweet dance moves. But thank God it’s on a loop, because the only thing I could focus on was that mess going on inside his mouth!

Charlie’s mouth looks like Captain Jack Sparrow’s! It’s full of gold, and it even looks like he’s missing a few chompers here and there.

I’m gonna go out on a limb and say he hasn’t been flossing daily.