Charlie Sheen Might Have a Job Soon

June 13, 2011 By:
Charlie Sheen Might Have a Job Soon

Charlie Sheen is like Monopoly. It’s fun at first, but after a while, it gets boring and confusing and you have no idea what the f-ck is going on.

Sheen is reportedly negotiating for a new sitcom. I didn’t realize Celebrity Rehab was a sitcom.

Sources close to Sheen (aka Sheen doing a British accent) are telling TMZ that he is negotiating a “big offer” for a TV series that may debut in January of 2012. The deal could be done by the end of the week, according to the source.

The show is written around Charlie and will air on a broadcast network. That is, if your TV reception isn’t screwed up by all the metal emanating from Sheen’s teeth. The show also would forego having a pilot, going straight to a series. Sources say creator Chuck Lorre is in no way involved.

Sheen’s ex-wife, Denise Richards, is releasing a memoir next month, and she opens up about her divorce from Charlie Sheen, which she calls “one of the worst.”

“I went through a lot and I get asked a lot of questions about that time in my life so I figured that I would share my story and hopefully, anyone that is dealing with challenges will know that there is a light at the end of the tunnel,” Richards said.