How many people are at their computers, staring at the word @charliesheen, and refreshing right now? Close to 160,000, at the time this was published.
Because his craziness needs to be streamlined, Charlie Sheen has joined Twitter.
This way he can get all of his insane quotes out, one Tweet at a time. In fact, his first tweet was:
"Winning..! Choose your Vice... #winning #chooseyourvice" and posted this photo with it.
I don't know how he's going to type with fire-breathing fists, though. Oh, right. He'll probably just tweet with his mind. What was I thinking?