Charlie Sheen and his fire breathing fists and Mercury surfboard are hitting the road.
Charlie is set to do two live shows, one at the Fox Theatre in Detroit on April 2 and another at The Chicago Theatre on April 3, underneath the banner ‘Charlie Sheen LIVE: My Torpedo of Truth’. Because apparently we haven't had enough of Charlie.
A description of the show on Ticketmaster explains people will get to hear the “REAL story” from Charlie. What more is there to hear?!
He states: “My Violent Torpedo of Truth/Defeat is Not An Option Show is coming for you. I’m going on the road. LIVE.
“Will there be surprises? Will there be guests? Will there be mayhem? Will you ask questions? Will you laugh? Will you scream? Will you know the truth? WILL THERE BE MORE?!?!
“This IS where you will hear the REAL story from the Warlock. Bring it. I dare you to keep up with me. (sic)”
Why pay money to hear him rant when I can just watch another episode of Sheen's Korner? Would you pay money to see him live? Are you tired of all things Charlie?