Charlie Sheen is a Sell Out

March 17, 2011 By:
Charlie Sheen is a Sell Out

People in NYC realize there are other things to do, right? Like, fun things? I guess not, because twelve thousand of them just bought tickets to see Charlie Sheen at Radio City Music Hall.

Sheen will be performing in the Big Apple April 8 and 10. He's also sold out in Columbus, Wallingford, CT, Cleveland and Boston.

I don't understand what these people think they're going to see. He doesn't actually ride a mercury surfboard, you know.

No one's face is literally going to melt. The sad part is, I bet these people never visit their grandfathers, yet they'll pay $35 to see an old man they don't even know ramble about nonsense.