Charlie Sheen: I'm Quitting Marriage and Drinking

September 20, 2011 By:
Charlie Sheen: I'm Quitting Marriage and Drinking

As if women are waiting in line. Instead of swearing off marriage, maybe try not physically abusing your spouse, Charlie. That might have something to do with the impending divorces.

In an interview with Wendy Williams, Charlie Sheen admitted he’s not very good at marriage or drinking, and says he’s vowed to put an end to both.

"A couple of things I don't do well - marriage and drinking. So I've quit both.”

I don’t know what’s more impressive. The fact that Charlie Sheen knows he has a problem and wants to quit, or that Wendy Williams got through this entire interview. Either way, kudos to them both.

Sheen continued, “Why would I [wed again]? That's not to say I couldn't have a substantial relationship one day, but to ordain it with a piece of paper just feels like it makes things worse, just for me personally. Because those relationships, I want to say they were pretty good before the marriage and then something happens."

Sheen also confirmed with Wendy that he and his ex-wife, Brooke Mueller, are working together for the sake of their two sons, Bob and Max.

“We're friends and we're just trying to stay that way and be good parents and just set a good example. We're not back together or anything… [We are living together] off and on, we're not sure what the plan is going to be, but we're working all that stuff out."

I think the “set a good example” ship has sailed. Charlie Sheen has no chance at ever successfully disciplining these kids. Any time he tries to reprimand them for say, stealing the car, staying out too late, etc., all they have to do is remind him of “Winner winner SHEEN dinner” and it’s done.

Williams also recalled the infamous hotel incident that involved Sheen and Denise Richards.

“I think [Denise] is a beautiful woman, she has a great head of hair," Williams said. "The day that you were in headlines at the Plaza Hotel, she was scheduled to be on the show the very next day. And she spoke very discreetly about you…but one thing she did say, Charlie, is you’re the kind of guy that needs to be single.”

No, he’s the kind of guy who should probably never be around women.

Especially women and sharp objects.

“Marriage does not agree with you,” Williams suggested.

“Well, I’m 0 for 3,” Sheen quipped.

We’ll see how long it lasts. I’m surprised he didn’t marry Wendy Williams by the end of the interview.