Charlie Sheen says he’s not crazy anymore. And then he put on his favorite warlock cape, called one of his goddesses on speed-dial and started polishing his crack pipe.
According to Sheen, that just ‘aint true anymore.
“I’m not crazy any more. That was an episode,” Sheen says with a laugh at a FOX event.
“I think I’m a different person than I was yesterday. Everything is a lot more mellow and focused and much more rooted in reality,” says Sheen.
He has been acting sane in the last 9 months. Maybe, this is all part of the joke and Sheen is the only one in on it? What if being normal is the new crazy and all of us are…nah. Charlie Sheen is normal you guys, let’s face the facts, an era has ended. If any of you have an Adonis DNA or any Tiger’s blood jokes, you better get them out now.
He’s working on his new FX show, Anger Management, which he says has already started casting and will begin shooting in six weeks.
“I’ve been at this 30 years. It’s nice to be in a situation where the people I’m working with are excited about my input. That wasn’t the case for a long time,” says Sheen.
And as for those goddesses or whatever those chambermaids were that he paid to live with him, he says, “I’m a single guy hanging out with my children.”
However, he did have one slightly edgy thing to say. As for the premiere episode of Ashton Kutcher’s stint on “Two and a Half Men,” Sheen says, “It was a little bizarre to watch your own funeral. It was a little mean-spirited. But it’s dead and buried now, right?”
And then he raised his hands in the air for a high-five and said, “hahah, get it?” and everyone just kind of blinked at him.
Charlie Sheen, certifiably sane.