Dammit Charlie, just when we thought you were almost back to normal, you go and do an interview and talk about your foot fetish.
“I’ve not dated girls because of their feet,” he admits, “just the length of certain toes and the shape of where things should be and they’re not. Hammertoes are bad. And the second toe being too long? That’s bad, too.”
Anyways, if that grossed you out, then this won't. He and ex-wife Denise Richards are “together” again, if “together” mean a sisterly relationship and separate bedrooms.
“He and I are like best friends now,” says Richards, “Confidants. He tells me everything.”
Sheen adds, “And we sleep in separate rooms. Everybody’s going to want to know that, too.”
Charlie is now (almost) sober, “I don’t see what’s wrong with a few drinks. What’s your drink? Tequila? Mine’s vodka. Straight, because I’ve always said that ice is for injuries.”
Now his new FX show “Anger Management” is supposed to be his re-introduction to an industry that once rejected him, for you know, being crazy.
“I was blackballed in this friggin’ town. I had to generate my own stuff, to say ‘I’m not done yet.’ I’m not done because they say I’m done. [I’m not] that quagmire loser over on Stage 26.”
Now Charlie is less insane, he’s got a new show coming out that looks like it might be really funny, and he obviously doesn’t have a problem making fun of himself as evidenced by self-deprecating antics at the MTV Movie Awards over the weekend.
Welcome back to Hollywood, Charlie. You’re finally “winning!”