Charlie Sheen Heading to Haiti with Sean Penn

March 4, 2011 By:
Charlie Sheen Heading to Haiti with Sean Penn

In an interview with Access Hollywood, Charlie Sheen says he plans to leave for Haiti next week with pal Sean Penn.

“We're going to do a couple things first and then it looks like we're heading down [to Haiti],” Sheen said.

By “a couple of things”, I can only assume he means violently decapitating someone and sending a list of Tweets to his Tweetmaster.

“I’m excited as hell because, if I can bring the attention of the world down there, then clearly this tsunami keeps cresting."

All I can picture in my head is a barefoot, homeless Haitian earthquake victim wandering the streets, and then Charlie Sheen crashing over him as he rides the tsunami on his mercury surfboard.

In the interview, Sheen also remembered he’s Jewish.

“My mom is Jewish… So, I guess that would make me Jewish, and my children Jewish. And Brooke, my ex-wife is Jewish. So, I guess I should’ve rolled all that out too.”

That could’ve come in handy earlier this week when he was, you know, accused of being an Anti-Semite. My guess is he just now Googled his Wikipedia page and said, “What do you know, I’m Jewish. Oy Winning!”