Don't program your DVRs just yet.
Contrary to previous rumors that CBS was asking Charlie Sheen to return to "Two and a Half Men", TMZ is now reporting that a Warner Bros. insider connected to the show is telling them there's "no chance" of Sheen being asked to return.
Good thing his "Violent Torpedo of Truth" tour is selling out. Lorre is reportedly holding meetings to decide what exactly they're going to do with the show.
They must know TAHM will fail. But that's ok, Lorre has plenty more ideas where that came from.
Like, uh…ok, picture this. A slightly overweight married couple doing things a normal married couple does. Edgy!