I wish there was a Charlie Sheen iPhone app that would alert me on his antics the second they happen, because they're getting hard to keep up with.
He texted ABC’s Good Morning America to say he plans to return to work Tuesday, despite news that CBS has cancelled production for the rest of the season. Ha, that’ll show ‘em!
Suddenly, I’m reminded of the scene in Office Space where Milton is sitting in the basement, working alone, and not receiving paychecks. Except instead of a red stapler, Charlie will be hoarding his eight balls.
I’m surprised that Sheen is sober enough to use his thumbs to send a text. The message probably looks something like:
Im fgoing vback to work Tues. This is ducking bullshut. :(