Charlie Sheen Dumped By Goddess via Text

April 25, 2011 By:
Charlie Sheen Dumped By Goddess via Text

Charlie Sheen has become so annoying, his own goddesses can’t stand being around him. Goddess #2 Bree Olson has jumped ship.

Bree reportedly broke up with Charlie via text message. And of course he shared the info with the entire world during one of his lame Torpedo shows.

When one fan asked the self-proclaimed “warlock” how he handled dating multiple women at once, he answered: “Not well, because one ["Goddess"] left.”

Yup, cause no one wants to be in Sheen’s Korner.

"It feels SO GOOD to be home! I was very homesick so it's good to be back with my family and friends. I love home, Dr.Sniffles & you guys!" Bree tweeted last week.

At least she still has one psycho girlfriend goddess left. Natalie Kenly seems to be enjoying her time on the crack crazy train.