Charlie Sheen Calls Denise Richards a 'Dog Thief'

March 28, 2011 By:
Charlie Sheen Calls Denise Richards a 'Dog Thief'

Denise Richards recently showed up at Sober Valley Lodge to collect the two
dogs living there with Charlie Sheen. No, not Bree and Natalie, the other
two dogs—the pugs. Denise owned them before she completely f-cked herself
married Sheen.

Charlie had custody of the pugs after their divorce, so that the kids could
have something other than a vibrating bed to play with while they visited
him on the weekends. But after finding out the dogs were being neglected,
Denise went to go pick them up. And because pugs can only survive off of
cocaine dust and condoms for so long, one of them died of malnutrition.

Sheen’s resulting Tweet was this:

"We must bombard with Warlock Napalm, that traitor and loser whore
#DUH-neese POOR-ards. a vile kidnapper and now dog thief. hate."

I don’t know what’s more alarming, the fact that he’s basically threatening
to bomb the sh-t out of Denise Richards, that he considers a net worth of
$12 million to be “poor”, or that he just won’t stop with the god-awful