Charlie Sheen Back Home for Round Two!

January 28, 2011 By:
Charlie Sheen Back Home for Round Two!

I’m starting to think Charlie Sheen is half robot. According to reports, he’s already out of the hospital.

Popeater is reporting that Charlie left Los Angeles' Cedars-Sinai Medical Center last night and is “resting” at home. Wonder what his idea of resting actually entails.

Sheen’s rep Stan Rosenfield, who’s definitely already earned his money for 2011, said in a statement, "Charlie Sheen left the hospital last night and is at home. He will be on the set of 'Two and a Half Men' on Tuesday.”

Charlie's Porn Star Speaks: It Was All About Drinking, Coke and Porn!

This Stan character is really good at pretending he doesn’t know his star client is a total drug addict. When pressed on what happened to Charlie to force him in hospitalization, he said, I can't comment because I have no idea if it's true. You choose to believe your source, I don't."

Bahahahahaha! Good one, Stan!

Charlie's Family Trying to Intervene!

Meanwhile, even Sheen’s close friends are pointing out the obvious fact that he was high as sh*t the other night—no ear infection, no stomach ulcer, or whatever else has been conjured up by his lawyers.

"He definitely did not OD but, yes, he was partying,” says the friend, adding that Charlie is probably basking in this new round of attention.

Unfortunately for Charlie’s liver and heart, it’s Friday, which means….PARTY TIME! I’ll just sit back and see how he decides to relax this weekend.