Charlie Sheen says the reason he joined Twitter is because it's a "cash cow". Sheen believes that he can make a ton of money through advertising on his Twitter page.
So far, he hasn't advertised anything except his own new catch phrase, #winning!, but it's actually not a bad idea.
Kim Kardashian gets paid over $10,000 to tweet, and with over a million followers in only two days, Charlie Sheen may be able to pull in even more.
When TMZ asked him to elaborate, Sheen interrupted, "Mike, I'm unemployed!"
Sheen's last tweet reads, "Face it folks, you just feel better when you say it. #WINNING."
Dammit, it does feel better.