Brooke Wants Charlie's Goddesses Drug Tested

March 3, 2011 By:
Brooke Wants Charlie's Goddesses Drug Tested

Brooke Mueller, Charlie Sheen's crazy-eyed ex, wants Charlie's "goddesses" to submit to regular drug tests.

Brooke doesn't want her children around the two women, as one is a porn star and the other a marijuana magazine cover model.

So now the question is, what's worse to have around your kids: A porn star, a marijuana cover model, or Brooke Mueller?

Brooke says she's been sober for a week. So, she's basically World's Greatest Mom. A source told, " “Brooke is seeking to control who is around the boys when Charlie Sheen has custodial time with them.”

I've never actually seen an interview with this woman, but just going off the picture, I imagine a lot of sniffing and random outbursts.

In court documents, Brooke stated, "I am very concerned that Sheen is currently insane. I am in great fear that he will find me and attack me and I am in great fear for the children's safety while in his care.”

At this point, I'm not even paying attention to court documents and who's sober and who's not. All I hear is a bunch of monkeys screaming and throwing feces at each other.