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Barkley Wanted Oral Sex, Got DUI Instead

December 31, 2008
by: 
 Nora Gasparian

Celebrity Arrests
Charles Barkley must have been really drunk because he told the arresting cops some very interesting details. Some might say it was TMI.

According to TMZ, the reason Barkley passed a stop sign was because he was in a rush to get a blow job.

The officer that wrote the police report said, “He told me that he ran the stop sign because he was in a hurry to pick up the girl I saw get in the passenger seat. He asked me to admit that she was ‘hot.’ He asked me, ‘You want the truth?’ When I told him I did he said, ‘I was gonna drive around the corner and get a b–w job. He then explained that she had given him a ‘b–w job’ one week earlier and said it was the best one he had ever had in his life.”

Umm...Pervert!

Then we the cops took him into the station he was heard telling on of the station employees, “I’ll tattoo my name on your ass” if he helped “get him out of the DUI.” According to the police report, “He laughed and then quickly corrected himself and said, ‘I’ll tattoo your name on my ass’ and then laughed again.”

Yup, the dude was definitely drunk!
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Reader Comments
9:41AM 01/16/09 obamawon
Next time you start drinking first LOCK yourself in the house and hide the keys. oh yeah and find your wife.
9:39AM 01/16/09 obamawon
Charles dude i knew you were weird, now you get to confess to your weirdness. Go take a cold shower. from the looks of the mug shot you seem as if they have your name on the gas chamber chair instead of where you suggest your name should be.
8:31AM 01/01/09 Eboe
This is just hilarious. And gross. Something tells me this will be on Frank TV in the coming weeks.
4:57AM 01/01/09 StarryEyes87
lmaoooo!
4:44AM 01/01/09 aboveaverage
Can't argue with that...
3:06AM 01/01/09 gevo
Hey man i say we let him lose, we all need to roll by stop signs for BJ's specially if the chick knows what she is doing
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