Charles Barkley

Charles Barkley must have been really drunk because he told the arresting cops some very interesting details. Some might say it was TMI.

According to TMZ, the reason Barkley passed a stop sign was because he was in a rush to get a blow job.

The officer that wrote the police report said, “He told me that he ran the stop sign because he was in a hurry to pick up the girl I saw get in the passenger seat. He asked me to admit that she was ‘hot.’ He asked me, ‘You want the truth?’ When I told him I did he said, ‘I was gonna drive around the corner and get a b–w job. He then explained that she had given him a ‘b–w job’ one week earlier and said it was the best one he had ever had in his life.”

Umm...Pervert!

Then we the cops took him into the station he was heard telling on of the station employees, “I’ll tattoo my name on your ass” if he helped “get him out of the DUI.” According to the police report, “He laughed and then quickly corrected himself and said, ‘I’ll tattoo your name on my ass’ and then laughed again.”

Yup, the dude was definitely drunk!