Just Give All the Newborn Babies to Channing Tatum

June 25, 2014 By:
Just Give All the Newborn Babies to Channing Tatum
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He’s a one-man baby day care.

Channing Tatum was born to be a father to all the world’s children. Just look how cute he is with his one actual daughter.

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So. Honestly. Just hand ALL the babies over. Because his big, strong arms will keep them safe forever.

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He will do anything to protect them.

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He can make all the newborns laugh with this funny face.

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And this funny face.

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All the funny faces that exist.

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He’ll never embarrass these babies at their first middle school dance because he’s got actual moves. Like, classically trained moves.

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Well, okay, maybe just a little embarrassing. He is a dad to ALL OF THE CHILDREN after all.

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He’s not one of those uptight dads who never plays with his food.

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Occasionally he might even let these overworked babies skip their homework.

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He’ll be able to relate by referencing whatever boy band that'll be popular in 15+ years.

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But most importantly, every puppy's love for him proves he’s the best dad for all the newborns.

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SERIOUSLY. Give ‘em up. Give up all the babies.

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