He’s a one-man baby day care.
Channing Tatum was born to be a father to all the world’s children. Just look how cute he is with his one actual daughter.
So. Honestly. Just hand ALL the babies over. Because his big, strong arms will keep them safe forever.
He will do anything to protect them.
He can make all the newborns laugh with this funny face.
And this funny face.
All the funny faces that exist.
He’ll never embarrass these babies at their first middle school dance because he’s got actual moves. Like, classically trained moves.
Well, okay, maybe just a little embarrassing. He is a dad to ALL OF THE CHILDREN after all.
He’s not one of those uptight dads who never plays with his food.
Occasionally he might even let these overworked babies skip their homework.
He’ll be able to relate by referencing whatever boy band that'll be popular in 15+ years.
But most importantly, every puppy's love for him proves he’s the best dad for all the newborns.
SERIOUSLY. Give ‘em up. Give up all the babies.