Channing Tatum: My Penis is Fantastic!

January 12, 2010 By:
Channing Tatum: My Penis is Fantastic!

G.I. Joe star Channing Tatum is so proud of his package, it became the subject of a new article in Details magazine.

While the majority of the February 2010 article is devoted to his package, the first sentence in the piece is "Channing Tatum's penis is gross," and goes on to describe his penis as a "hot dog that's been left too long on the grill. The tip is hot-pink, singed and shriveled."

Channing recently scorched his stick on a film set and lived to tell his tale--to the world. Here are some highlights from the interview:

Channing on his burnt penis: “It was the most painful thing I have ever experienced in my life…I’ve been to the hospital, gotten stitches, had broken fingers and toes. But this was a suffocating kind of pain…Now my penis is fantastic!”

Channing on depression: “The longer I took Dexedrine, the worse I felt. It sucked all the personality from me. I’d get depressed. I would think suicidal – I was never personally suicidal, but I could see how some kids were, how they’d be, like, I can’t take this anymore.”

Channing on his dancing: “I’ve been wanting to talk about this forever! You have publicists and managers saying no, and I’m like, Mmm-mmm, it’s gonna come out… I think it’s hil-larious… I’m gonna make a movie about it…I’m happy I did it.”