Tiger's Mistress is Donald Trump's New Girl

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Calling all mistresses--Donald Trump wants you!

Tiger Wood's original mistress Rachel Uchitel has been offered a gig by The Donald.

According to TMZ, Donald personally called Rachel three weeks ago and offered her a spot on the show because he thinks she's "awesome." Wonder how Donald's longtime friend Tiger feels about this?!

Apparently Rachel thinks Donald is just as awesome because she said she would "Absolutely" do it. Of course she would, what else is she going to do with her life?