If you buy it, you'll find this: "Tinkerberr, I don't know rhwy peopre call Paris Firecrotch. Seriousree, Paris crotch is on fire. I arways itching. One time, I met Mr Syphirris and Mr Crap while going to a crub with Paris. She so srutty. She do guy in terephone booth. Oh, my gosh! I was rike, "Hurry up the cakes, srut!"