Whats with all these celebrities begging for dates? First it was Paris Hiltonand now Joan Rivers is looking for love in cyberspace. So far, no luck.

"The 72-year-old red-carpet critic and comedian said she and assistant Matt Stewart created a profile for her on Match.com. "We were hoping to meet Mr. Right," Rivers told The Associated Press in a recent interview. "We didn't even get a wink."

"Maybe there is somebody sitting out there in the east side of New York," she said. The profile lists Rivers as looking for a man between the ages of 65 and 75"

Really, who would want to date someone so bitter and botox happy?