Anyone wanna put money on this?
So after being back together a year, Cameron Diaz and Alex Rodriguez have reportedly split. Again. So either this actually happened and A.Rod will move on to his next celebrity, or you can expect a bunch of staged paparazzi shots of Cameron feeding him popcorn.
A source told Us Weekly "they broke up recently."
"She's very busy with her career," the source says of the actress, 39. "And he's had injuries and wants to focus on his game. They're dedicated professionals."
Well, considering they've both been working nonstop since they started dating, this is kind of a lame reason. I wish one celebrity couple would just admit: my genitals got bored with her genitals.
And of course, they're still friends. "They're still very friendly and like each other," the source says. "He has an enormous amount of respect for her." They're fine genitals, but I'm not interested.
Rumors of the couple's split first started surfacing in June. And soon after that, Cameron took to the press to dispel them.
"We were watching the game, and I was eating, and I was getting down to, like, the last couple pieces of popcorn," Cameron explained.
"And all of a sudden, I see [Alex's] hand coming in. Anybody who knows me does not put their hand in my food, especially when it's close to my mouth. I said, 'What are you doing?' And then I went, 'You know what? I love you too much, I'm going to give it to you. You deserve it.' "
Well no wonder it's not working out. Cameron Diaz is one of those people that gets the giant tub of popcorn and is all greedy with it, and then when the movie's over, half the bag is left anyway, and you're hungry, but they don't want to go to dinner because they filled up on popcorn they didn't share with you. No one likes that person.
The actress is currently shooting a new flick, What to Expect When You're Expecting. Yes, it's based on the book. The movie centers around five couples dealing with pregnancy. Jennifer Lopez, Brookyln Decker and Matthew Morrison also appear in the film.
And speaking of, rumors are surfacing that Diaz isn't getting along with Lopez on set.
"Jennifer and Cameron don't like each other," an insider said. "They don't interact much, but when they do, the tension is thick."
Supposedly, Cameron's annoyed that J.Lo brings her divorce drama on set and takes a bunch of breaks to deal with her kids.
"She's also annoyed by Jennifer's huge entourage, which includes her mom, three assistants, make-up and hair people and her manager," the source continues. "She made a snide comment to the effect of, ‘How many people does it take for one woman to film a scene?'"
Well, its easy to get ready when the bulk of your career is taking staged paparazzi shots in your bikini. Other people need time to put clothes on and stuff.