Brody Jenner Gives Top Ten Tips for Being Cool

September 29, 2009 By:
Brody Jenner Gives Top Ten Tips for Being Cool
Brody Jenner is one cool cat. So it didn’t surprise us that David Letterman invited him on his show last night to read off the “Top Ten Tips for Being Cool.”

Laugh all you want, but Brody knows a thing or two about being popular with both the guys and the ladies! Here are the top ten!

10. Make sure you are born handsome and rich.
9. Drink Red Bull til your liver vibrates.
8. Don’t juggle more than one bromance at the same time.
7. Always stay up-to-date on your geopolitical affairs…I’m totally messing with you.
6. Lift with the legs, not the back—that’s good advice for anyone.
5. What does it matter? Swine flu is gonna kill us all.
4. Eat a diet rich on riboflavin.
3. Come up with a sick catchphrase like, “It’s Jenner time!”
2. Yo, just keep straight coolin’ on the smooth tip, son…I actually have no idea what that means.
1. If you are watching this at home right now, you’re already screwed.