The Britney Divorce Gets Nasty

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The Britney Spears and Kevin Federline divorce drama just doesn't seem like it’s gonna come to an end anytime soon, well at least not until Kevin milks every last penny. TMZ is reporting that Kevin is determined to use a plain and simple strategy to make some money: make Britney's life such a hassle that it will be a bargain to pay him to permanently leave her life.

The wannabe rapper is determined to make it difficult for Britney to stage a comeback while the custody fight lingers. Although the pop princess can afford the expense, it may not be worth the hassle. According to the website, Britney will never give up custody and she's already resigned herself to the fact that he has no interest in him having any part of the lives of their two kids. Kevin is also shopping around for a book deal in which he will reveal all of Britney's dark secrets. Stories about how Britney goes to gay clubs and hooks up with other chicks, drug use, and plastic surgery tales.

Kevin is learning the hard way what life is like without Britney. The star landed at LAX yesterday and there was no Ferraris or town cars waiting for him, instead Kevin hopped in a taxi cab and headed home. The wannabe rapper is set to perform at the House of Blues on Wednesday night in Los Angeles. We hear that the venue had a hard time selling the tickets so they opted to just give them away for free.

Britney seems to have a few tricks up her sleeve as well, she is planning to put her homemade sex tape on the internet to prevent estranged husband Kevin Federline from cashing in on it. She was left fuming after Kevin reportedly threatened to sell the X-rated footage - which is said to feature the couple romping on their honeymoon - to online porn mogul David Hans Schmidt.

To prevent the wannabe rapper from profiting from the footage, which could be worth up to £120 million, Britney has apparently made the decision to give it away for free.

Nyla Price, a friend of Britney's, is quoted by Britain's Daily Star newspaper as saying: "She figures she'll beat the sucker to the punch. Half of nothing is nothing and that's what her lying skunk of a husband will get if she gives that video away before he can find some sleaze ball to buy it. He's the only one that comes out looking stupid."