Spears Gets 5 Finger Discount

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Pop wreck Britney Spears still going around buying dogs and living at the Four Seasons Hotel. She arrived at the hotel last night with one of her many many pooches and her new Mercedes.

In other Spears news, she thought it would be funny to steal a lighter from a gas station while the paps were filming her. Spears stopped at a gas station to buy some gum and snatched a lighter right before walking out.

She then turned to the cameras and said, "I stole something. Oh, I'm bad. Ohhhhh!"

Fortunately for her the owner won't be pressing charges, but he did get his 15 minutes of fame. The owner of the Chevron told People he wants his money. "Yes, Britney stole a blue lighter here last night. The lighter is $1.39. I'm hoping maybe the next time she comes back she will pay for it. I know she can afford to pay for it, but I'm not planning to file a police report. It's still not right for her to steal the lighter. I hope she will do the right thing the next time she comes here."

File this under the many many stupid things Spears has done this year. I wouldn’t be surprised if K-Fed is going to hold an emergency hearing on Monday about this one.