Someone Put a Sock In His Mouth

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This guy is worse than the dad that Madonna adopted her kid from. Isaac Cohen is publicity whore and he won’t stop talking about his relationship with Britney Spears…homeboy even has his friends talking to the press.

Cohen reportedly has had a schoolboy crush on the ex-pop princess during his teenage years. His high school girlfriend, Jennifer Sypal, told UsWeekly that he used to call her “Britney” because she resemblesSpears. “He thought she was hot….He was into her music, too.”

While picking up goodies at the Christian Audiguer store in L.A Cohenpicked up four bags of clothes for Spears and said, “She’s the ultimate sweetheart.” I would call someone a sweetheart too if they popped $40k a night for me in Vegas. I wonder if he bought her the clothes with her credit card. $10 bucks says they’ll be hitched by next month.