Fake Celebrity Memoirs We Can't Wait to Read

November 3, 2012 By:
Fake Celebrity Memoirs We Can't Wait to Read

When celebrities decide to up and write a book about their lives, the results lead to titles like “Confessions of a Recovering Catholic” and “If You Ask Me: (And of Course You Won't).”

The release of Arnold Schwarzenegger’s much talked about autobiography "Total Recall: My Unbelievably True Life Story" unveiled some questionable and heavily scandalous secrets about the action star’s life. 

But, more importantly, it got us thinking…

Here are a bunch of titles from Hollyscoop’s reading list of books that are currently not written and probably never will be. But – if they ever did appear on shelves – we would be the first in line to read them.

Take a look…

How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying: The Kim Kardashian Story – by Kim Kardashian

Oops I Did It Again But I’m Totally Sure – by Britney Spears

Taylor Swift: How I Still Seem Surprised While Accepting Awards – by Taylor Swift 

Words Are Hard – by Amanda Bynes

Black Toilet Paper and My Other Stinky Little Secrets – by Simon Cowell 

If I Was Your Boyfriend You Wouldn’t Have to Read This Book – by Justin Bieber

The Babe Beneath The Bronzer – by Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi

Being Your Own Perfect Bitch - by Kanye West

‘Lifetime’ Role was the Role of My Lifetime – by Lindsay Lohan

Does This Look Infected to You?: Raising Honey Boo Boo Child – by June Shannon (aka Honey Boo Boo’s mom)

Best of Both Worlds: Hot Husband and Lesbian Hair Cut – by Miley Cyrus

Bullied on Twitter #AndOtherLifeStories – by LeAnn Rimes

What Britney Spears Smells Like in Real Life – by Demi Lovato 

What celeb do you want to see write a (fake) book? Tweet us @Hollyscoop!