When celebrities decide to up and write a book about their lives, the results lead to titles like “Confessions of a Recovering Catholic” and “If You Ask Me: (And of Course You Won't).”
The release of Arnold Schwarzenegger’s much talked about autobiography "Total Recall: My Unbelievably True Life Story" unveiled some questionable and heavily scandalous secrets about the action star’s life.
But, more importantly, it got us thinking…
Here are a bunch of titles from Hollyscoop’s reading list of books that are currently not written and probably never will be. But – if they ever did appear on shelves – we would be the first in line to read them.
Take a look…
How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying: The Kim Kardashian Story – by Kim Kardashian
Oops I Did It Again But I’m Totally Sure – by Britney Spears
Taylor Swift: How I Still Seem Surprised While Accepting Awards – by Taylor Swift
Words Are Hard – by Amanda Bynes
Black Toilet Paper and My Other Stinky Little Secrets – by Simon Cowell
If I Was Your Boyfriend You Wouldn’t Have to Read This Book – by Justin Bieber
The Babe Beneath The Bronzer – by Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi
Being Your Own Perfect Bitch - by Kanye West
‘Lifetime’ Role was the Role of My Lifetime – by Lindsay Lohan
Does This Look Infected to You?: Raising Honey Boo Boo Child – by June Shannon (aka Honey Boo Boo’s mom)
Best of Both Worlds: Hot Husband and Lesbian Hair Cut – by Miley Cyrus
Bullied on Twitter #AndOtherLifeStories – by LeAnn Rimes
What Britney Spears Smells Like in Real Life – by Demi Lovato
What celeb do you want to see write a (fake) book? Tweet us @Hollyscoop!