Britney Spears Writes! - Britney Spears

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Remember the week when Britney Spears shaved her head, got some tattoos and started beating on some paparazzis car with an umbrella? Yes, I know we will never forget about that. I think our great-great-great grandkids will even hear about that story.

Anyhow, Britney Spears has had a lot of time to reflect on her actions and has decided to write a letter to the photo agency which was her target during the umbrella attack.

Dear x17,

I want to apologize for the past incedent with the umbrella. I was preparing a character for a possible movie role where the husband doesn't play his part so they swap places. Unfortunatly I didn't get the part. I'm sorry I got alil carried away with my role!

Britney

This letter was indeed written by Britney. 1: you can see the spelling errors. 2: You can sense the crazy bitter sarcastic tone that she has had for the past year.

Britney Spears

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I think she needs to give Kevin the kids, and then go find a cave somewhere. So that no one will have to be subjected to her stupidity.

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2:56PM 07/04/07 Boo Boo

Britney, Excuses are like assholes, Everyone has one....and some really smell like shit.... as does yours bitch..Get some help, or write your obit and let us rip that apart for you to before you take a dirt nap.

1:47PM 07/04/07 anonymous

Spiraling more downward everyday. How sad this all is.

1:37PM 07/04/07 La Chat

This Bitch is all full of excuses. Live up to your fucken actions already. She wants to be a grown up then she needs to start acting like on.

10:21AM 07/04/07 miss thang

well said tasha. I am going to love what the britney supporters are going to say in regards to this one. she is crazy and now we all know that she does need some professional help. I hope her kids doesn't inherit this obvious gene of hers...

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People would of accepted it had she just said "The paps were pissing me off"...that excuse was Lamo!

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She needs to book a reservation at her local mental hospital asap.